Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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