so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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