Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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