i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
