I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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