and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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