with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he told me I talked like a deaf person
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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