WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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