I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It's just like the Real World with babies
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I would fuck him just for his dog
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