He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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