carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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