Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The Olympian is in my bed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
