# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
love makes seman taste better
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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