Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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