If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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