I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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