Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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