a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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