Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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