You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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