I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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