I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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