I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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