Whod you bang
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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