The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.