Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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