Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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