hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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