Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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