Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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