Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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