If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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