my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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