Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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