Kareoke will never be a sober sport
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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