He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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