your thong is hanging out like whoa
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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