This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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