Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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