So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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