He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Let's get the cat blown out
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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