Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize