he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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