I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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