these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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