Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i dont even know how to be here
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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