Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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