There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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