Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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