Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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