you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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