I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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