dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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