Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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