one might say we're banned from that church
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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