if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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