i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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