You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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