3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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