Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
