No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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