I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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