: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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